Ivana Tinkle! Ivana Tinkle! Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Moe: Aha! Big mistake, pal! I knew he'd slip up sooner or later. Uh, Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss! Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?! Barney: Maybe your standards are too high! Moe: You little S.O.B.! If I find out who you are, I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt! Bart: My name is Jimbo Jones and I live at 1094 Evergreen Terrace. Season 4 "New Kid on the Block " Moe: Yeah, just a sec I'll check. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains! Marge: Bart, I want you to go down to Moe's Tavern. Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?! Barney: You sure do! Moe: Oh. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check. "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk" Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. This is a prank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now. Hugh: What can I do for you, Bart? Bart: Uh. Uh, Hugh Jass? Can somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass?! Man: I'm Hugh Jass. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Barney: Oh, that was a new one! Moe: Wait a minute. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. One of these days, I'm gonna catch you, and I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an ice pick! Season 3 "Treehouse of Horror II" Moe: Moe's Tavern.Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch? Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?! Listen to me, you little puke. Homer: D'oh! What's he done now? "Blood Feud" Moe: Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink. Who is this? Skinner: I think the real question is who is this, and where is Homer Simpson?! Moe: Whoa! Whoa! Sorry, Principal Skinner, sorry. You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off! Skinner: You'll do what, young man? Moe: What? What? Wait. Uh, Homer Sexual? Oh, come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual! Homer: Don't look at me! Moe: Oh, no. Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew! "Principal Charming" Bart: Hello, is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Bart: Homer.Sexual. Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I want a Seymour Butz! Wait a minute. If I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open! Marge: Goodness, must be a crossed wire! Season 2 " One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff! Bart & Lisa: Bart: Is Oliver there? Moe: Who? Bart: Oliver Klozoff. If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you! Bart and Lisa: Homer: I hope you find that punk someday, Moe.īart: A little pre-dinner entertainment. Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass. Al Coholic! Is there an Al Coholic here? Moe: Wait a minute. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe: Al? Bart: Yeah, Al. Bart: Oh, where's your sense of humor? Moe: Moe's Tavern. What? Oh, wait a minute, Jacques Stra- It's you, isn't it, you cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood! Bart: Where's your sense of humor, man? Some Enchanted Evening Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again. Uh, Jacques Strap? Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap. Bart: Is Jacques there? Moe: Who? Bart: Jacques. Moaning Lisa Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half! Bart: Homer: You'll get that punk someday, Moe. Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I. Season 1 Homer's Odyssey Moe: Moe's Tavern. 17 "The Simpson Guy" ( Family Guy crossover).2.1 "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish".
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